Eclipse Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

Moon: Made in China

Planting by the Moon.

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

The Brief collaboration Alfred Nobel And Thomas Edison

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

Moon Souvenirs

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

The First Man to Ride the Moon

Had a Moonlight Madness Sale During an Eclipse.

'Now let's explore your dark side.'

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

"Here it comes!"

Oregon Eclipse Watching, August 21, 2017

"I guess it wasn't 'just crazy enough to work' after all."

"Solar eclipse."

"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"

"And, of course all our rockets come with a three second warranty."

"I see you found my science project, dad. Cool, it works!"

Magazine Exploded on US Steamer 'Mississipi', Nr Port Hudson

'You don't need to be a rocket scientist to understand it but I am a rocket scientist.'

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'

'We may have found the guy who invented dynamite.'