Elliptical Enthusiast T-Shirts

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Braiding a Horse's Tail

The Victors

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

Stubborn Horse

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

"Nihilistic customer service"

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

Gentlemen Riders

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Business Sisyphus

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"Just badly sprained thank goodness... I was so scared it might be broken..."

A pony throws its rider.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. X.

'This new 'flexible working' scheme is a great idea. . . It helps us to identify staff who have a more balanced life. People who have interests outside of the office.'

The Old Enemies - Catholics and Protestants

A man selling a horse to an older lady

"I think, therefore I am depressed."

'I know you like your stallions tall Mary, but a clydesdale?'

A day at the races

Man falls off perch

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason."