Ephemeral Enthusiast T-Shirts

The fleeting moment

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

"Nihilistic customer service"

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

Business Sisyphus

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"I think, therefore I am depressed."

'Wow - My kind of man.'

Man falls off perch

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason."

The euro debt crisis shown as a sign for disabled access

"But if I say I'm in denial then, by definition, I'm not in denial."

"You don't need me. You don't need anyone. You are Americans."

French Street.

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

"I hate his 'holier than thou' attitude."

'The meaning of life? 'Life' boils down into three categories...you are born...you live awhile....you then die.'

'V. K. Duvine and Prodigal Son (if he comes back)

"I think she likes me - she says I'm beyond being and nothingness!"

Turn on the news. I will not comply. My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story. There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on Rocky Road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills. Who told you this? Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy.

Philosophie.fr Bulletin Board - 1936

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

"Come at me, Bro!"

Still Stuck in Phase I of Meaningful Use...

Fred raises the "Late Bloomer" bar to a new level.

Beaten up man to Good Samaritan: 'Thank you. My insurance doesn't cover roadside service.'