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'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

'It's for you.'

Unfortunately, Lyle had already sent nasty e-mails to his boss, three vice-presidents and the CEO.

Will Work for Food: By 'work' I mean do nothing. . . by 'food' I mean cash.

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

"I hate his 'holier than thou' attitude."

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

'I thought everybody would be equal here'

The fleeting moment

Bottle Of Thousand Island Dressing going towards island.

"Where do you see yourself in five minutes?"

'It's all been said already.'

"...This computer will self-destruct in 10 seconds"

Massage? Phone Suzy written on hand towel

Heaven II

"Amy, will you marry my son?"

"Shadow figures on laundry day"

"I was very relieved. I expected to spend eternity on hold."

'For an English translation of what the tech support person says, press 2...'

"Vinnie, it's time we send our 'friend' a little message."

Girl answers phone and smoke comes out 'HELLO' from 'Big Sky Writing' company.

"Typical mail - four bills, two catalogs, and a pre-approved credit card for the dog."

'The whole knack, right,is to send out the right message.'

Woman receives email in the post.

'Look, we have e-mail.'

'It's fixed now, but technical support doesn't want you to touch the computer again.'

The home of the memory man.