Ephemeral Message Enthusiast Pillows

"I'm not ready to commit, so I send all my love letters to Derek on Snapchat."

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

'It's for you.'

Unfortunately, Lyle had already sent nasty e-mails to his boss, three vice-presidents and the CEO.

Will Work for Food: By 'work' I mean do nothing. . . by 'food' I mean cash.

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

"I hate his 'holier than thou' attitude."

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

Man turns into an angel.

'I thought everybody would be equal here'

Why did you pick this restaurant? I like the subliminal message it sends my dates. Yes. Yes.

The fleeting moment

Bottle Of Thousand Island Dressing going towards island.

I just figured moths would have their own heaven.

"Where do you see yourself in five minutes?"

'It's all been said already.'

"...This computer will self-destruct in 10 seconds"

Massage? Phone Suzy written on hand towel

Listen, I know you're omniscient - You don't need to say "spoiler alert" every time you tell me something.

Heaven II

"Amy, will you marry my son?"

"I was very relieved. I expected to spend eternity on hold."

"Shadow figures on laundry day"

'For an English translation of what the tech support person says, press 2...'

"Vinnie, it's time we send our 'friend' a little message."

You Skimmed My Tweet

Girl answers phone and smoke comes out 'HELLO' from 'Big Sky Writing' company.

"Typical mail - four bills, two catalogs, and a pre-approved credit card for the dog."

'The whole knack, right,is to send out the right message.'

Woman receives email in the post.

No caption. (Two angels play basketball in heaven. Halo of one forms rim of basketball hoop.)

'Look, we have e-mail.'

The home of the memory man.