Mixed Message Aficionado Pillows

'The whole knack, right,is to send out the right message.'

"Sorry, that's not my table."

"I'm getting red fruits, earth tones, and oak. Amen."

'Let's send her a text message; 'You're FIRED!''

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

Giving Things Up For Lent.

"Remember when we talked about how you send mixed messages. . ."

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

'It's for you.'

"So tell me, Wallace. Has someone gobbled up my Viagra again?" "No. Wait. I thought they were delicious candy mints!"

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

Will Work for Food: By 'work' I mean do nothing. . . by 'food' I mean cash.

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

"Excuse me, but it's GREG, Greg Chalmers."

"Hold still - almost done."

"When you said you were taking me south on vacation I assumed you meant to the tropics."

The End is Near.

Silent Monk Holding Placard Saying LOL.

'Chapman, you misunderstood what I said about the Clark account. I said mull it over.'

"Just wanted to make sure you said no mayo that way I'll know to give you extra."

Shoot...not literally, of course.

The Embarrassment of Van Gogh

"I'm not sure you see my point of view..." "From down here I'd say that's probably true!"

'I did not call you a 'bar fly'! I said; 'I'll be back, briefly'.'

Bottle Of Thousand Island Dressing going towards island.

"You said you wanted an Easter-related present."

"Please forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles. Will the happy couple please step forward?"

'Don't distract me now: I have only a few seconds to text myself a reminder before I forget...'

'You changed your relationship status on Facebook hon... is there something I should know?' 'Didn't you get my text?'

It's ok. He prefers to text anyway.

'I said Mascarpone not Mask A Pony!'

'I told you this would happen if you kept leaving your clothes on the floor.'

'It's all been said already.'

Massage? Phone Suzy written on hand towel