Text Message Aficionado Pillows

Giving Things Up For Lent.

Silent Monk Holding Placard Saying LOL.

It's time. After a week of stringing out the drama to almost unbearable levels, we are prepared to divulge the winning suggestions in our effort to name or rename Rudy's generation. We will quote Mike W's email in full: dude got2 b gen txt. Generation Txt. Missed it. say 'gain. Mike, whoever you are and wherever you text, lol.

'You changed your relationship status on Facebook hon... is there something I should know?' 'Didn't you get my text?'

Text Messages of the Stars.

Emoticon Prison.

"Give me a second. I just have to finish this text I started in the car."

"It's from your mother... she wants to know if you're wearing clean underwear."

Polly txt speak

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

TAP TAP TAP TAP

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

"Textin’"

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

'How about a walk!'

Moo Out Loud

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

'Let's send her a text message; 'You're FIRED!''

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

I'll be honest, Jerry - When you invited me to join your book club, this is not what I expected.

Social Networking.

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

"It's not easy texting my mother. She's an English teacher and all she does is correct my spelling."

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

'I hate it when I have to talk on my phone.'

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."