Texting Enthusiast Pillows

'...how are you ever going to text.'

"She's texting me, but I think she's also subtexting me."

"Cell phone...must...have...cell...phone."

"...and I'm proficient in two languages ? English and text messaging."

'But Mom, if God didn't want us to text message, he wouldn't have given us opposable thumbs.'

'How's it going, Rachel?'

'Oh, great, my insurance agent. I was just texting you.'

"No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting."

'Love and kisses?'

Cell lemmings.

'Your honor, would you please instruct the witness to stop texting on his cell phone during my cross-examination!'

ROTFL...Rolling on the floor laughing.

"Was I supposed to answer? I thought it was a rhetorical text."

Slow Texters' Lane

'I'm looking for a child psychologist who can communicate with my daughter. Are you good with your thumbs?'

The I.M.s of Romeo and Juliet

"The outfit is just for show, I mostly just text."

'Can't we handle this through more impersonal channels, like text messaging?'

"It's not easy texting my mother. She's an English teacher and all she does is correct my spelling."

"Of course the texting does tend to work better with the younger generation..." "Gnudh,nxt twl?"

Do we have to know all the letters? I don't use them all when I text.

"Hang on- I'm receiving a textured message."

'U WOZ R DAD NOW U R DED :-(' - 'I'm amazed it got past the vicar.'

'We never have to worry about him hitchhiking. He can't stop texting long enough to hold out his thumb.'

"Had to give up hitchhiking. I got carpal tunnel syndrome."

"I only wanted one pint today. Didn't you get my text message?"

Grandma is texting her grandchildren.

'But it's not a four letter word if I used texting!'

'OK, now text the third line.'

'You want to take our relationship a bit slower How about we only sms once a day'

To donate text 'tramp' plus the amount to 88823.

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

"We haven't actually dated yet; we're still only texting each other."

New nation - who dis?

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