Texting Enthusiast Pillows

'...how are you ever going to text.'

"She's texting me, but I think she's also subtexting me."

"Cell phone...must...have...cell...phone."

"...and I'm proficient in two languages ? English and text messaging."

"R U ready 2 meet face-to-face?"

'How's it going, Rachel?'

'But Mom, if God didn't want us to text message, he wouldn't have given us opposable thumbs.'

'Oh, great, my insurance agent. I was just texting you.'

"No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting."

'Love and kisses?'

Cell lemmings.

'Your honor, would you please instruct the witness to stop texting on his cell phone during my cross-examination!'

ROTFL...Rolling on the floor laughing.

"Was I supposed to answer? I thought it was a rhetorical text."

Slow Texters' Lane

'I'm looking for a child psychologist who can communicate with my daughter. Are you good with your thumbs?'

Do we have to know all the letters? I don't use them all when I text.

'Can't we handle this through more impersonal channels, like text messaging?'

"Hang on- I'm receiving a textured message."

"Of course the texting does tend to work better with the younger generation..." "Gnudh,nxt twl?"

The I.M.s of Romeo and Juliet

"It's not easy texting my mother. She's an English teacher and all she does is correct my spelling."

"The outfit is just for show, I mostly just text."

'But it's not a four letter word if I used texting!'

'We never have to worry about him hitchhiking. He can't stop texting long enough to hold out his thumb.'

'U WOZ R DAD NOW U R DED :-(' - 'I'm amazed it got past the vicar.'

Grandma is texting her grandchildren.

"I only wanted one pint today. Didn't you get my text message?"

"Had to give up hitchhiking. I got carpal tunnel syndrome."

'OK, now text the third line.'

'No, officer, I wasn't driving erratically while talking on the cell phone. I was text messaging.'

"We haven't actually dated yet; we're still only texting each other."

New nation - who dis?

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

"I realize you're just temporary, Ms. Franks, but you should be aware that UR, LOL and BFN do not belong in a business letter! Nor is the CEO of our client referred to as dude!"