Text Enthusiast Pillows

"Dad said no, Mom said yes, so I'm texting Grandma to break the tie."

I'll be honest, Jerry - When you invited me to join your book club, this is not what I expected.

'I couldn't resist John on Twitter. He had real text appeal.'

'Is the magic gone? We no longer text each other while in the same room anymore.'

'I see you both texted that you never talk.'

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

"How much will all this spelling and punctuation help me with texting?"

Polly txt speak

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

TAP TAP TAP TAP

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

Text Culture

"Textin’"

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

Moo Out Loud

'How about a walk!'

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

'Let's send her a text message; 'You're FIRED!''

Woman on the phone.

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

Giving Things Up For Lent.

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

Social Networking.

"It's not easy texting my mother. She's an English teacher and all she does is correct my spelling."

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."