Text Message Enthusiast Pillows

God sits, wearing a shirt that says "O.M.G."

'Bummer. When they passed out textbooks, I thought we were going to study text messaging.'

"If Neil could only be half the man he is in his texts..."

Texting in the Gilded Age.

"Tell me, where do you expect to be texting incessantly in five years?"

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'

It's a radical new development - a text novel for the text generation.

'Hang on you two, I've got a text message coming through.'

'Today's sex text is the song of Solomon.'

Pre-owned text messages.

Correction Fluid

"Brandon is the worst texter in the world! Every word is spelled correctly."

Polly txt speak

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

TAP TAP TAP TAP

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

"Textin’"

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

'How about a walk!'

Moo Out Loud

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

'Let's send her a text message; 'You're FIRED!''

Giving Things Up For Lent.

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

Social Networking.

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

I'll be honest, Jerry - When you invited me to join your book club, this is not what I expected.

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...