Text Messaging Enthusiast Pillows

Text readings.

'Stop texting each other! You're both standing right here!!!'

We hav ways of making u txt.

"You always involve your friends in our arguments."

Polly txt speak

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

TAP TAP TAP TAP

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

"Textin’"

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

Moo Out Loud

'How about a walk!'

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

'Let's send her a text message; 'You're FIRED!''

Giving Things Up For Lent.

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

I'll be honest, Jerry - When you invited me to join your book club, this is not what I expected.

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

Social Networking.

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

"It's not easy texting my mother. She's an English teacher and all she does is correct my spelling."

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

'I hate it when I have to talk on my phone.'

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

Dog Messages

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."