Text Messaging Guru Pillows

'Sounds interesting! Have your people text message my people with the details.'

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

"Textin’"

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

'How about a walk!'

Moo Out Loud

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

'Let's send her a text message; 'You're FIRED!''

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

Giving Things Up For Lent.

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

Social Networking.

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

"It's not easy texting my mother. She's an English teacher and all she does is correct my spelling."

'I hate it when I have to talk on my phone.'

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

Dog Messages

"Ok, so I just texted everybody my commencement speech."

OMG.

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

OMG UR HOT

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.