Texting Expert Pillows

'Gee, Bill, you're not still upset about that e-mail I sent you yesterday, are you?'

'No, officer, I wasn't driving erratically while talking on the cell phone. I was text messaging.'

'I speak three languages, if you include text-ese and my fake British accent.'

"U txtn 2 me?"

Turtles Texting Each Other

"Hi Bobby, grounded again?"

"Text, ding dong the witch is dead, followed by a smiley face emoji."

"My wife is a very emojical person."

Polly txt speak

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

TAP TAP TAP TAP

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

"You know, there are other emojis."

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

"Textin’"

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

'How about a walk!'

Moo Out Loud

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

WTF?

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

'Let's send her a text message; 'You're FIRED!''

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

7 More Dwarfs

Social Networking.

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

"It's not easy texting my mother. She's an English teacher and all she does is correct my spelling."

LOOK BHIND U!

Modern Narcissism