Texting Guru Pillows

Text Graduation.

"I think I upset her by using a full stop in my text."

This is not the same as texting...

'I'm getting back into the dating scene. What's the protocol these days...is it him or me who texts first during dinner?'

Exclamation road sign says 'OMG'

"He's still there. Try adding an angry face emoji."

Anti Social Distancing.

"As a fellow dog, you should know how hard it is to type with paws."

"Remember - swipe left, then right, then text and cross."

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

'I hate to tell you this John, but I saw your Julie having text with someone else.'

'I can't take your call right now.. two text messages, 14 emails, and two movies are ahead of you.'

The fountain of youths.

'Darn Lone Ranger! It's the third time he's SMSed 'Hi Yo Silver' today: Got to go Darling...'

'It's 10PM. Have you texted your children today?'

'OMG!'

Bert escalates his war on inanity: Warning! Actually saying LOL will be hazardous to your health.

The trouble with happy birthday messages is you have nothing to put on the window sill...

An ellipsis in the sky

Emojis in the classroom

Polly txt speak

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

TAP TAP TAP TAP

Create some buzz!

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

"You know, there are other emojis."

Oymoticons

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

"Textin’"

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

"So, hw ws yr smmr?"

'How about a walk!'

Moo Out Loud