Texting Master Pillows

"You know, there are other emojis."

Oymoticons

"So, hw ws yr smmr?"

Moo Out Loud

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

WTF?

Giving Things Up For Lent.

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

'You're texting? Wait--'

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

LOOK BHIND U!

Modern Narcissism

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

'Today's sex text is the song of Solomon.'

No, boss, we still don't have an emoticon that says 'I'm laughing all the way to the bank.''

'Yes, a winky face is correcy...But in ancient times, the semicolon was actually used to separate archaic written devices know as 'complete sentences.''

'It's not easy texting messages to my mom. She's an English teacher and all she does is correct my spelling.'

"The tweet you posted last night struck a chord around the world, united all factions, and basically altered the course of humanity."

An ellipsis in the sky

'My son is studying communications in college. He never writes, calls, texts, or emails his parents.'

'You've been texting during work hours again!. . . Your keypad is still warm!'

'You're entitled to one text message, 160 characters max, so you better make it count.'

'If you can hear me, Larry Gligstein, please send a text to 555-703-7193

"Which one is the emoji for immense relief, coupled with general underlying disappointment, tinged with cynicism, anger and apprehension?"

'No, officer, I wasn't driving erratically while talking on the cell phone. I was text messaging.'

Silent Monk Holding Placard Saying LOL.

'Wait, someone just sent me a hex message.'