Tech-savvy Textmaster Pillows

'See, I told you I can text and chew gum at the same time.'

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

"Dad's got a promotion. How can now mute middle management."

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

'Can't we handle this through more impersonal channels like text messaging?'

'You're texting? Wait--'

"A virus ate my homework."

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

"Thank you for the rewind, Miss Cooper. Now let us fast-forward to that fateful moment in February and hit the pause button."

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

'The batteries in my calculator just died. Good thing I kept the instructions on how to count on my fingers.'

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

"I can't remember, did you text me, call me, tweet me, email me, or just tell me about it?"

'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'

Our manicure special today is 'Text Message Tips.' I contour your nails so you can hit all those tiny little keys!

An ellipsis in the sky

"The reason they seem so small is because you have all 12,000 employees on your Zoom meeting."

'I want you to text message 100 times, 'I will not text message in class.''

'To blog or not to blog, that is the question...' Shakespeare in the 21st Century

'You'll be fine. Take two aspirin and call, fax, text or email me in the morning.'

Shark SMS Text

"Hey Ma, Timmy's please..."

'I think maybe the spell checker wore out.'

"Which one is the emoji for immense relief, coupled with general underlying disappointment, tinged with cynicism, anger and apprehension?"

"Now remember this formula, it's going to be on the test."

'No, officer, I wasn't driving erratically while talking on the cell phone. I was text messaging.'

"I just sent a penny to your bank account for your thoughts."

"As a fellow dog, you should know how hard it is to type with paws."

'OMG!'

"Actually no mum, I haven't made lots of new friends."

Exclamation road sign says 'OMG'

"My wife is a very emojical person."