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Woman writer writing romantical about writing on her unromantic computer

"That laptop was expensive as hell but publishers are still rejecting my stories! I want my money back!"

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

"We do all those old tricks electronically now."

"So start throwing together about 10 novels a week and bring them in on Wednesdays."

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"Those are the failed attempts at my first novel."

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

"A virus ate my homework."

'The batteries in my calculator just died. Good thing I kept the instructions on how to count on my fingers.'

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

"Do you really know what you're doing, or do you Google-search know?"

The Web is mightier than the sword.

'After three years of writer's block, I began writing about writer's block.'

'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'

"It's obviously an original."

'Hows it coming?'

"The Little Dutch Boy, 2024"

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'It's for cutting and pasting.'

"The 'Times' called his novel 'downloadable'."

'I self-published my e-book and uploaded it into 'the cloud'...but I'm not sure which one.'

"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha."

'I want you to text message 100 times, 'I will not text message in class.''

'To blog or not to blog, that is the question...' Shakespeare in the 21st Century

'Your poetry totally captures the raw, primitive essence of the writing workshops you've attended.'

'And I took this shot with my new camera mobile!'

"Dear diary, I'm leaving you for a Twitter account—it's not you, it's technology..."

'That brush - how many dpi?'