Tech-savvy Typist Pillows

'I think maybe the spell checker wore out.'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

"We do all those old tricks electronically now."

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

"Dad's got a promotion. How can now mute middle management."

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

'Can't we handle this through more impersonal channels like text messaging?'

"I don't know what happened, your holiness! I painted the ENTIRE CEILING!"

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

"Do you really know what you're doing, or do you Google-search know?"

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

"I can't remember, did you text me, call me, tweet me, email me, or just tell me about it?"

Jenkins! Why is it everything in this office is voice-activated except you?

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

Teacher removes 'School Paper' sign and replaces it with 'School Blog' sign.

"I just Googled you and found out your resume is fake!"

'You're getting that office with windows you've always wanted - you'll be working from your cart in the parking lot with a laptop.'

Our manicure special today is 'Text Message Tips.' I contour your nails so you can hit all those tiny little keys!

"The reason they seem so small is because you have all 12,000 employees on your Zoom meeting."

Have you considered using email?

Employee performance review software.

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

'To blog or not to blog, that is the question...' Shakespeare in the 21st Century

'You'll be fine. Take two aspirin and call, fax, text or email me in the morning.'

'It says here that machine learning finds fake news with 88% accuracy. I think from now on I really need to edit my reports before I turn them in.'

'What have I done? I sent an e-mail to the boss outlining a profound change in the way we run sales analysis. Now I may find myself replaced by a spreadsheet.'

Shark SMS Text

"Hey Ma, Timmy's please..."

'Romeo, Romeo, wi-fi art thou, Romeo...'

'Suggestions' / 'e-Suggestions'.

Error! Lesson Plan has no Aim!

'I need ur homework ASAP!'