Speed Typist Pillows

I type 90 words per minute and shred even faster!

'I can type 120 words a minute. Of course none of them are spelt right!'

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

"Who's the idiot who filed Phil under F?"

'Your training will be the next five minutes watching my fingers move at the speed of light.'

'Why is it when you hit two keys by mistake, the one you don't want appears on the screen?'

"Oh, it's not just the sign. Everything here is set in Comic Sans."

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

'Yes, we can get all this into your ad, but we'll have to set the copy in 0.00005 point type.'

'I can type 500 words per minute.'

Wussapalooka

The origins of bullet points.

'It's a nice font but before deciding we'd really like to see your font library.'

Texting. Hardware. Software. Plans. Most of our business comes from word-of-thumb.

"Yeah, the Declaration of Independence is beautiful! What font is that?"

"Reviving the old all type, eh?"

My Mom texted me to let me know she hates all the fonts she saw this week.

The most important part of your job application. Font selection.

Ignore that guy - He thinks he deserves attention because he's italicized. I.

I've given up on my youthful dreams of having a big income, a big house and a big car. At this point, I've settled for having a BIG FONT.

An old-fashioned printer using an Albion press.

Girl reads a book called Speed Texting For Everyday Use

'I think maybe the spell checker wore out.'

Snail Writer

Homes of the font designers

'Brother Mendel, I loved reading your Christmas letter!'

'See that letter from Jones and Company? Nicely typed.' - 'Good grammar too.'

"Then it's agreed. I'll send you a lieutenant in exchange for a clerk typist and a staff sergeant."

'Shoot! I left a bunch of @#&%@!!** typographical symbols around here somewhere!'

"This is a very bad sign!"

'Have you considered your x-height?'

'Your resume is certainly memorable. You used a different font for every other word you wrote.'