Tech-savvy Scribbler Gifts

Woman writer writing romantical about writing on her unromantic computer

"That laptop was expensive as hell but publishers are still rejecting my stories! I want my money back!"

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

"We do all those old tricks electronically now."

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

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"So start throwing together about 10 novels a week and bring them in on Wednesdays."

"Those are the failed attempts at my first novel."

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

"I don't know what happened, your holiness! I painted the ENTIRE CEILING!"

"A virus ate my homework."

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

'The batteries in my calculator just died. Good thing I kept the instructions on how to count on my fingers.'

"Do you really know what you're doing, or do you Google-search know?"

The Web is mightier than the sword.

'After three years of writer's block, I began writing about writer's block.'

'Hows it coming?'

'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'

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"The Little Dutch Boy, 2024"

"It's obviously an original."

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

"The 'Times' called his novel 'downloadable'."

"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha."

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'I self-published my e-book and uploaded it into 'the cloud'...but I'm not sure which one.'

'I want you to text message 100 times, 'I will not text message in class.''

'To blog or not to blog, that is the question...' Shakespeare in the 21st Century

'Your poetry totally captures the raw, primitive essence of the writing workshops you've attended.'

"Dear diary, I'm leaving you for a Twitter account—it's not you, it's technology..."