Tech-savvy Scribe Gifts

'To blog or not to blog, that is the question...' Shakespeare in the 21st Century

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

Computer book.

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

STRIP Hambone: Word processor with a novel in it

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"Dad's got a promotion. How can now mute middle management."

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

'Can't we handle this through more impersonal channels like text messaging?'

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

"A virus ate my homework."

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

'The batteries in my calculator just died. Good thing I kept the instructions on how to count on my fingers.'

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

"I'm subcontracting math, spelling and geography to my smart phone."

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

The Web is mightier than the sword.

"I can't remember, did you text me, call me, tweet me, email me, or just tell me about it?"

Childhood Screen Addict

"The Little Dutch Boy, 2024"

CIA Espionage

'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

'Why can't we just go to school.org?'