Tech-savvy Writer Gifts

Computer sales: we now offer libel insurance for bloggers.

'You actually wrote a textbook? Your thumbs must have been killing you!;

'I just wrote a novel on this phone and sent it to 137 publishers and got back 129 rejections in 12 seconds.'

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

e-shoes

Gen-Next Library

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

Relaxing in the Sun

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

Weird things I do because of the internet

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.'

Two Generations of Readers

"Dad's got a promotion. How can now mute middle management."

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

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'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

Downloads.

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

Early Learning Today

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

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