Writer With A Tech Twist Gifts

It was a deeply dark and gloomy night: 'Why don't you create the great American software instead?'

The Anti-Agent

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

Digital Fomo!

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

'Quick, press control Z!'

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"We don't have a cloaking device for our ship, but we've made it look like a banner ad. They won't see us."

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

'He's working on the great American requirements document.'

Unicorn in the Woods

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

"I think we could work very well together."

The Web is mightier than the sword.

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

"Your Honour, Counsel submits the emails are admissible on the basis that anyone could have guessed the password."

CIA Espionage

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"The record player is skipping again."

"Is there an audio edition?"

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

"The Little Dutch Boy, 2024"

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

'No, the Tower of Babel wasn't built for better phone reception.'

"The 'Times' called his novel 'downloadable'."