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It was a deeply dark and gloomy night: 'Why don't you create the great American software instead?'

The Anti-Agent

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

Digital Fomo!

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

'I'll be a responsible and mature asset to the company, as proven by the lack of asinine photos of me on Facebook.'

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

'Quick, press control Z!'

"We don't have a cloaking device for our ship, but we've made it look like a banner ad. They won't see us."

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

'He's working on the great American requirements document.'

Unicorn in the Woods

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

"Mrs. Beetle, Marty's screen is frozen, again."

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

"I think we could work very well together."

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

The Web is mightier than the sword.

"Your Honour, Counsel submits the emails are admissible on the basis that anyone could have guessed the password."

"The record player is skipping again."

CIA Espionage

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

"Is there an audio edition?"

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"The Little Dutch Boy, 2024"

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

"Hey Alexa, make it nice and easy for hackers to keep tabs on everything I do and influence my voting intentions."

'No, the Tower of Babel wasn't built for better phone reception.'