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Shakespeare in the 21st century... 'To blog or not to blog, that is the question...'

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"I want to make my mark on the world—and have it disappear in ten seconds."

The Web is mightier than the sword.

"The 'Times' called his novel 'downloadable'."

'Your mother tells me you've started blogging! I have no idea what that means, but stop it immediately, or you'll go blind!'

'Bread crumbs? Didn't Hansel and Gretel have GPS on their phones?'

"Why didn't Little Bo Peep just equip her sheep with GPS?"

CIA Espionage

'Due to budget cuts tonight's bulletin is being brought to you from my mobile phone.'

'Hansel and Gretel did not have GPS on their mobiles, so they had to leave breadcrumbs to find their way back home.'

Who is the fairest of them all?

'I self-published my e-book and uploaded it into 'the cloud'...but I'm not sure which one.'

'And someone's been hacking into my online banking!'

A Modern Midsummer Night's Dream

"You haven't responded to any of my texts, tweets, or snapchats so I'm trying the old-fashioned way..."

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

'I'm the only dwarf without a website.'

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

The Fish-Eye look

It's a radical new development - a text novel for the text generation.

'Who's been reading my emails?'

"Now, this is the first full-length feature short entirely on doorbell camera."

"The Little Dutch Boy, 2024"

"Alexa, Alexa on the wall..."

"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha."

"Daddy, would you text me a bedtime story?"

"Dear diary, I'm leaving you for a Twitter account—it's not you, it's technology..."

"Pop-Pop's in the Cloud now, sweetheart."