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Computer in the Stone.

'The stuka brought you.'

"Is it that bad?"

6 Brothers Falafel

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

The Origins of Everything

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

With the popularity of spell-checkers, many people are turning to the new speech-checkers.

"We don't talk anymore."

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

"She looks just like in your photos."

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

Creativity 2.0

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

'A new musical - Einstein's quest - rehearsal'

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

HUAWEI 5G

"Can you take a video of me attacking the garbage so I can post it on Instagram?"

"I gave up on the wheel and designed this. You'll thank me when electricity is invented."

Wedding selfie stick

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

"I have a job! I'm an 'I reporter!'"

I don't get the 5 paragraph essay. Do and outline. Topic. 3 examples. Conclusion. Ok. " 5 Graf Essay Stinks." Click click click. "2 long." Tap tap tap. "2 boring." "2 over." "#5grafmustdie." Thanks, Nana. It's a breakthrough! The 5-paragraph tweet!