Techie Storyteller Pillows

'The stuka brought you.'

6 Brothers Falafel

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

"We don't talk anymore."

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

The Origins of Everything

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"She looks just like in your photos."

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

HUAWEI 5G

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

"I gave up on the wheel and designed this. You'll thank me when electricity is invented."

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

"I have a job! I'm an 'I reporter!'"

Wedding selfie stick

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

"Here's a draft of my speech, Accounts Receivable as Collateral When Obtaining Asset Based Lending. Make it pop."