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Nethead strip: Long lost cousin

6 Brothers Falafel

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

"I can remember when a dollar was worth $47.32."

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

'The stuka brought you.'

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

The Web is mightier than the sword.

CIA Espionage

"The Little Dutch Boy, 2024"

"The 'Times' called his novel 'downloadable'."

'I self-published my e-book and uploaded it into 'the cloud'...but I'm not sure which one.'

"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha."

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

'Thinking quickly, Ernie jerked out his instamatic and clicked away at his farm below.'

'I'm too tired to listen to a story tonight, mom. Just e-mail something and I'll read it tomorrow.'

"Dear diary, I'm leaving you for a Twitter account—it's not you, it's technology..."

Food Blog

'And someone's been hacking into my online banking!'

'If you want to brag about yourself, start a blog.'

'Your mother tells me you've started blogging! I have no idea what that means, but stop it immediately, or you'll go blind!'

"After he got his cell phone, I'm only his second-best friend!"

This company is smaller than I thought - they've listed me as a majority shareholder.

Who is the fairest of them all?

The Fish-Eye look