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Nethead strip: Long lost cousin

6 Brothers Falafel

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It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

"I can remember when a dollar was worth $47.32."

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

'The stuka brought you.'

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

Facelook

'I got caught in a blogstorm.'

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

The Web is mightier than the sword.

"The Little Dutch Boy, 2024"

CIA Espionage

"The 'Times' called his novel 'downloadable'."

"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha."

'Thinking quickly, Ernie jerked out his instamatic and clicked away at his farm below.'

'I self-published my e-book and uploaded it into 'the cloud'...but I'm not sure which one.'

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

Beware of the Blog.

'I'm too tired to listen to a story tonight, mom. Just e-mail something and I'll read it tomorrow.'

"Dear diary, I'm leaving you for a Twitter account—it's not you, it's technology..."

"That was Hadrian's wall. Now here we are crashing into the Great Wall of China."

'And someone's been hacking into my online banking!'

Food Blog

'If you want to brag about yourself, start a blog.'

'Your mother tells me you've started blogging! I have no idea what that means, but stop it immediately, or you'll go blind!'

"After he got his cell phone, I'm only his second-best friend!"

Who is the fairest of them all?

"Old, you've seemed a bit down recently. Do you need anything?"

The Fish-Eye look

'I can't do that project --- tweeting is taking up my life.'

Prepare for the fad herald. If only he'd be my Facebook friend. Today, a special announcement. Special announcement? Hubbub hubbub hubbub. I speak to you today of Twitter. We have an unusual split decision with regard to a strange concept with a captivating name. Hear ye: The brand name Twitter is: In. But actually using the service is: Out. You may commence with not bothering to tweet or learn anything more about it. So declared. Free @last.