Photographic Raconteur T-Shirts

'Thinking quickly, Ernie jerked out his instamatic and clicked away at his farm below.'

My First Camera

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Direct Marketing...

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

"I can remember when a dollar was worth $47.32."

"My doctor said I'm not getting any younger. I'd like a second opinion."

Non Thought For The Day.

A boy with a camera

Stop Ironic Graffiti

'What do you expect from a child being raised in a paperless society?'

'Oh, just my old war injury acting up.'

"... And precisely how long have you been reading underground comix?"

I'm color blind, please help.

Reserved Parking

The national cartoonists' speech-bubble strike enters its 2nd week...

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

"Bloody Graffiti."

"Where's Waldo and his little-know cousin what's Wanda."

"No, honey, I’m pretty sure she doesn’t have the measles."

"According to the Times, the cartoonist drew my right hand wrong."

"My presentation was poorly researched and generally incorrect, but the high-tech graphics blew 'em away."

'I don't get it. He had the smallest paws in the whole litter.'

There is no limit to the amount of nonsense that men can talk about football.

"It's my autobiography - storyboarded!"

"I may not have invented the wheel or discovered fire, but I am the first to comment visually on their impact on our lives."

Revolution

Max Beerbohm

'Is this how you REALLY see me,Ivan?'

Graphic Design School: No logo - Please help.

"People...do you FINALLY understand the concept of 'Visual Narrative?'"