Photographic Raconteur Gifts

'Thinking quickly, Ernie jerked out his instamatic and clicked away at his farm below.'

My First Camera

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

What's an Imax cave?

Direct Marketing...

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

"I can remember when a dollar was worth $47.32."

"My doctor said I'm not getting any younger. I'd like a second opinion."

Non Thought For The Day.

A boy with a camera

'I got caught in a blogstorm.'

David Hockney

Stop Ironic Graffiti

'What do you expect from a child being raised in a paperless society?'

'Oh, just my old war injury acting up.'

I'm color blind, please help.

Reserved Parking

"... And precisely how long have you been reading underground comix?"

"Where's Waldo and his little-know cousin what's Wanda."

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

Beware of the Blog.

The national cartoonists' speech-bubble strike enters its 2nd week...

"According to the Times, the cartoonist drew my right hand wrong."

"No, honey, I’m pretty sure she doesn’t have the measles."

"Bloody Graffiti."

"My presentation was poorly researched and generally incorrect, but the high-tech graphics blew 'em away."

'I don't get it. He had the smallest paws in the whole litter.'

There is no limit to the amount of nonsense that men can talk about football.

'Is this how you REALLY see me,Ivan?'

Revolution

"It's my autobiography - storyboarded!"

Max Beerbohm

"I may not have invented the wheel or discovered fire, but I am the first to comment visually on their impact on our lives."

"That was Hadrian's wall. Now here we are crashing into the Great Wall of China."

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