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According to your blog, there have been some pretty amazing things going on in your life lately, Lance. I can make my blog either accurate or interesting ... I can't make it both.

'If you want to brag about yourself, start a blog.'

Food Blog

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

"I can remember when a dollar was worth $47.32."

Non Thought For The Day.

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

'I got caught in a blogstorm.'

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

Whoa

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

Telecommuting doesn't hold up well during team building trust exercises.

Beware of the Blog.

'Hurry up, I'm dying to use the blog'

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

'Thanks for allowing these high school students to watch your surgery. Check it out on YouTube!'

There is no limit to the amount of nonsense that men can talk about football.

'I'm retiring from politics to spend more time on my blog.'

How Platypuses Are Born

Watercooler moments weren't quite the same since Norman started working from home.

"You misinterpreted the news. I've simply had a terrific autumn."

Robot asking for money in bar code language.

Couple in bed. Man says: 'Are you BLOGGING this?'

'I can't do that project --- tweeting is taking up my life.'

"I'm the writer, executive producer, and star of my fibs."

'...and you can read the rest of it on my blog.'

Flowerpot man reads computer screen: Flob a blog.

'Welcome to Jiffy Scan. Do you want crayons and coloring pages?'

'When did I first start rambling? Well, it's a long story...'

'Suspence, intrigue, deceit, vice...the annual report.'

"My grant is somewhat restrictive. I have to work only with even numbers."

'Ok, ok. We'll run through it one more time. The rabbit pops up, goes round the tree ..'

Beware of the Blog.

'I get a lot of chit-chat type email gossip and I love to spread it around with a cellphone!'