Online Raconteur Gifts

'If you want to brag about yourself, start a blog.'

Food Blog

"I can remember when a dollar was worth $47.32."

Non Thought For The Day.

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

Telecommuting doesn't hold up well during team building trust exercises.

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

'Hurry up, I'm dying to use the blog'

There is no limit to the amount of nonsense that men can talk about football.

How Platypuses Are Born

'I'm retiring from politics to spend more time on my blog.'

Watercooler moments weren't quite the same since Norman started working from home.

Robot asking for money in bar code language.

Couple in bed. Man says: 'Are you BLOGGING this?'

"You misinterpreted the news. I've simply had a terrific autumn."

Flowerpot man reads computer screen: Flob a blog.

'Welcome to Jiffy Scan. Do you want crayons and coloring pages?'

"I'm the writer, executive producer, and star of my fibs."

'...and you can read the rest of it on my blog.'

'When did I first start rambling? Well, it's a long story...'

'Ok, ok. We'll run through it one more time. The rabbit pops up, goes round the tree ..'

'Suspence, intrigue, deceit, vice...the annual report.'

"My grant is somewhat restrictive. I have to work only with even numbers."

'I get a lot of chit-chat type email gossip and I love to spread it around with a cellphone!'

"What's that welt, Gracie?"

'Well yes there was life before television but it didn't amount to much. . .'