History Raconteur Gifts

'I remember when all this was banks...'

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"I can remember when a dollar was worth $47.32."

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

"The boss says he can remember the day I first started...but nothing after that."

'No.... My cat doesn't like being given pills either...'

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

Rocket Ark

Barman indicates sick bucket, alongside usual ice bucket, saying to attractive woman: 'That's there in case you hear any particularly bad chat-up lines.'

'Oh, just my old war injury acting up.'

'Here goes the second bottle of champagne... I think it would be fair of You to tell me what are my chances so I know whether to order another bottle or not...'

"Back in the day, this pub was full of young, long-haired radicals, hell-bent on changing the world."

"Hurry, hurry! When you get back, we'll finish rehashing 1924 and get right on to 1925!"

"But you got some good reviews too, yeah?"

'With me and Dave it was definitely love at first sight. How about you two?'

'If you want to brag about yourself, start a blog.'

Social butterfly

How Platypuses Are Born

"That's the man, Officer. That's Mr. Right!"

Food Blog

'Even women talk about the one that got away'

Why the dodo became extinct

Robot asking for money in bar code language.

Brenda always had Safe sex

"Aside from Domino’s, China Palace and Lupe’s Fiesta Garden, do you have any professional references?"

'The 'Lord's Prophet,' eh? - I don't remember voting for you!'

Jean Chretien talks about the election

'I understand that the two of you had a rather successful collaboration on our new sex manual!'

'Suspence, intrigue, deceit, vice...the annual report.'