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Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

Digital Fomo!

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Sexual chemistry set

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!"

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

'The stuka brought you.'

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

How I met your mother

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

"'Let's try the shrink ray!' you said, 'what could possibly go wrong?', you said."

Pets in Attorney's office - 'The iguana gets everything.'

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

The nerds go on their first road trip.

Pi fight!

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

"This little piggy went to market, this little piggy drove the getaway car..."

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

The Web is mightier than the sword.

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'