Geeky Storyteller Gifts

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

Digital Fomo!

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Sexual chemistry set

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!"

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

Wait a minute…What operating system are you using?… Common techie question.

'The stuka brought you.'

How I met your mother

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"'Let's try the shrink ray!' you said, 'what could possibly go wrong?', you said."

Alien characters on boy's wallpaper come to life to play with him.

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

"This little piggy went to market, this little piggy drove the getaway car..."

Pets in Attorney's office - 'The iguana gets everything.'

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

The nerds go on their first road trip.

Pi fight!

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

The Web is mightier than the sword.