Geeky Reveler T-Shirts

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

Digital Fomo!

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Sexual chemistry set

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

The nerds go on their first road trip.

Nethead strip: Speak binary

"This is Kevin. Kevin was uncool before uncool was cool."

"Finally, a co-worker who CAN handle Big data!"

'Hey! It's way too early to declare me, 'Nerd of the Century'!'

Cartoon computer

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

Cloning Labs.

The Last Jerseys.

"Now is the part of the show when we ask the audience to shout out some random numbers."

'My date last night was a 10. Of course, I'm using the binary system.'

Modern Day Christmas Carolers

"Take away their Game Boys!"

'I'm not ashamed to be married to you, but if the other geeks saw I married a beautiful woman, I'd lose my geek status.'

'Ernie may look tough, but he's really a geek at heart.'

Computer basics for non-geeks: Mouse Pad.

First you must prove your worthiness.

"It may make me look dumb, but it's technically just as dangerous as a motorcycle."