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"Talk nerdy to me."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

'Now that's an afro!'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

Mr. Punch in Venice

Nerd tryouts.

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Sexual chemistry set

Stonehenge Explained

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Board Game Hunter

Victorian Selfie

Greek A-Z Map,

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

'Why haven't you asked me for my Vulcan password?'

Before Cordless Light Sabers

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'