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"Science Fiction is for dorks!"

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"Talk nerdy to me."

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Nerd tryouts.

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Sexual chemistry set

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

Board Game Hunter

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Before Cordless Light Sabers

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

'Why haven't you asked me for my Vulcan password?'

'As part of the company's spirit of openness, I've decided to tell you all a little about the real me.'

You are what you eat (Nuts).

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

"This is Kevin. Kevin was uncool before uncool was cool."

Alpha males through the ages!