Geeky Reveler Pillows

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Digital Fomo!

Sexual chemistry set

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

Board Game Hunter

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

The nerds go on their first road trip.

Nethead strip: Speak binary

"This is Kevin. Kevin was uncool before uncool was cool."

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

'Hey! It's way too early to declare me, 'Nerd of the Century'!'

Cartoon computer

"Finally, a co-worker who CAN handle Big data!"

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

"I have designed us new, steam-powered space suits."

P.C. in the Stone

Cloning Labs.

The Last Jerseys.

"Now is the part of the show when we ask the audience to shout out some random numbers."

"The oath according to the Tolkien Pixie God of Goblinara doesn't apply here Mr. Brown."

Modern Day Christmas Carolers

'My date last night was a 10. Of course, I'm using the binary system.'

"Take away their Game Boys!"

'I'm not ashamed to be married to you, but if the other geeks saw I married a beautiful woman, I'd lose my geek status.'

Hey, Doug 1.0. How've you been? Boot me up, Rudy. You want a coffee? Valid input. Equation scone inclusive. And a pastry? You also want a pastry? Hit enter. I can't speak geek, but I can understand a bit of it. Logging off.

'Ernie may look tough, but he's really a geek at heart.'

Computer basics for non-geeks: Mouse Pad.

"It may make me look dumb, but it's technically just as dangerous as a motorcycle."