Geeky Adventurer Pillows

The nerds go on their first road trip.

"Well, no wonder! You're blowing a dork call, not a duck call!"

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

Meet the new factory manager.

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

Don Quixote

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

Astronaut

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

"This is Kevin. Kevin was uncool before uncool was cool."

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

"Fred, a drone! Let's get it!"

'Lewis and Cabrini.'

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

'Obviously the natives here are sophisticated tool makers.'

LOUIE'S GARAGE, 'I can go along with replacing the carburetor and the battery, but what's this $128.43 fcor a 'new warp nacelle'?'

The segway RV.

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

"My husband always brings back mementos from our vacation trips...Yellowstone, Florida, Australia..."

Photocoffier.

'We're looking for a wifi hotspot.'

Dogfights/Drone Fights

After years of search, Burt had finally found the Source of the Internet.

"I apologize, sir, but I'm having trouble finding a technician willing to come out and remove the insidious fire creature from your computer."