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Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

"I haven't the slightest idea who he is. He came bundled with the software."

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

"I think you should hire me for my vast software knowledge. . . and then pay for me to go learn software."

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

"Are you sure this is a 'Flu virus?" "See for yourself...it's nose is running!"

"Someone has hacked into our Computer."

'One placebo or two, doctor?'

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

'Don't you hate it when they look BACK at you?'

"Having our team all work on the same page has been a lot more difficult since our company has gone paperless."

Pi fight!

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

'If you don't behave we'll unfreeze your stem cells!'

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

At first, Moses was worried about the manna from heaven.

'Lately, I've been thinking a lot about evolution. My theory is that it all points to 'survival of the fattest'.'

"It's the formula for a black hole."

'But it may be easier to understand the meaning of bioengineered life.'

"Information is moved via neurotransmitters from neuron to neuron via the synapses into the brain where it is then retrieved by the memory via a slap on the back of the head."

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

'I was told it required a log-in...'

'Reallly Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!'

"Ah - The 'Big Gang' theory."

'What are you talking about? ? how can you have half a quantum theory?'

"Come on, dear...you can't blame everything on Russian hackers."

"Enough helium makes laughing gas."

Cambridge Dons Researching Gravity.

'I see dumb people wearing 'I see dumb people' shirts.'

The Screeeen!