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"Baldo, did you finish your homework?"

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

"We don't talk anymore."

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

With the popularity of spell-checkers, many people are turning to the new speech-checkers.

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

Freedom of the press

'The stuka brought you.'

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

'If I got the job as a sales manager here at Zenadine, I would probably straggle in around 10, then surf the Net for a while, do a crossword...'

"Here's a draft of my speech, Accounts Receivable as Collateral When Obtaining Asset Based Lending. Make it pop."

"It's the age-old question of our existence, Bill: 'Why does bad data happen to good computers?'"

"I made my first million tech consulting explaining the cloud to clients."

"I'd like to report a case of historical sexual abuse in the sixties. I'd like to - but I can't!"

Brown only photocopier sales.

'I was told it required a log-in...'

"What a disappointment. When you said your dad was a troll, I thought he'd be living under a bridge."

The Before-You-Know It-It'll-Be-Obsolete Computer Company

All day I design high tech communication devices...yet at a party I'm lost without name tags.

'Well sure, if you want to get technical about it.'

Candor is the Best Policy

"Now that that's over, let me tell you what I'm really like"

"Son, it's about time I told you the facts of life, the richest 1% own half the world's wealth."

"Companies know too much about us, listen...'You've earned 500 points and it's time you got back in touch with your cousin Emma'!"

"I think that one is a little too honest."

Nice Apology, Mark

'Hey Bob, this trampoline doesn't seem to work...'

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

High Tech/Low Tech.

"I am a control freak."

'We're trying for a baby!'

Do I really offend people all the time? You're too honest. People are different from other animals. Other animals like the truth, but people are very touchy. They like their information sugar-coated. Do you see? But what about Dr. Phil? Precisely. He's almost certainly part jungle creature.

'This new water cooler streamlines the gossip process - we get all the numbers and none of the fluff. The R.O.I. just sky rocketed!'

'I got them walkie-talkies... that way they can argue up to one mile apart.'

"He had a close brush with fame when Scarlett Johansson's chatbot told him to go away."