Technical Truth Teller Gifts

"Baldo, did you finish your homework?"

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"We don't talk anymore."

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

Freedom of the press

'The stuka brought you.'

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

"Here's a draft of my speech, Accounts Receivable as Collateral When Obtaining Asset Based Lending. Make it pop."

"It's the age-old question of our existence, Bill: 'Why does bad data happen to good computers?'"

"I made my first million tech consulting explaining the cloud to clients."

The Before-You-Know It-It'll-Be-Obsolete Computer Company

'I was told it required a log-in...'

All day I design high tech communication devices...yet at a party I'm lost without name tags.

Brown only photocopier sales.

"I'd like to report a case of historical sexual abuse in the sixties. I'd like to - but I can't!"

"What a disappointment. When you said your dad was a troll, I thought he'd be living under a bridge."

'Well sure, if you want to get technical about it.'

Candor is the Best Policy

"I think that one is a little too honest."

"Son, it's about time I told you the facts of life, the richest 1% own half the world's wealth."

"Now that that's over, let me tell you what I'm really like"

"Companies know too much about us, listen...'You've earned 500 points and it's time you got back in touch with your cousin Emma'!"

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

"I am a control freak."

'Hey Bob, this trampoline doesn't seem to work...'

High Tech/Low Tech.

'I just upgraded to high definition thoughts but there's still nothin' on ...'

'I got them walkie-talkies... that way they can argue up to one mile apart.'

In my day, we had to walk five miles uphill in the snow for high speed Internet access.

'We're trying for a baby!'

'This new water cooler streamlines the gossip process - we get all the numbers and none of the fluff. The R.O.I. just sky rocketed!'