Technical Talk Lover Gifts

I've always been interested in the manufacture of sproket head gaskets.

MOT testing

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

'Bring out yer books!'

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

The Selfie

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

"And there was I thinking you'd been Beta tested."

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

With the popularity of spell-checkers, many people are turning to the new speech-checkers.

"We don't talk anymore."

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

The Smartass Phone

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

Current location

Moon Lander

Dept. of Engineering. It's a well-written paper, but a "gyroscope" is not a device for looking at tiny Greek sandwiches.

A Cyber-Nerd Romance.

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'