Talk Techie Gifts

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

Ascent of Machine.

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"Invest in technology."

Gadget geek.

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

"We don't talk anymore."

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

All the apps hidden within a phone

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

"Hiya, Beautiful! What's your access code?"

I've always been slower than computers...

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'Everyone's in a rush these days!'

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!"

Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.

"Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow, creeps in this pretty pace from day to day. To the last syllable of recorded time. . ."

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"

"There was a time when I used to instil absolute terror into everybody..."

The Uses of a Stethoscope

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

"Here's a draft of my speech, Accounts Receivable as Collateral When Obtaining Asset Based Lending. Make it pop."

"In this scene, imagine you're sentient and know what feelings are."

"It's the age-old question of our existence, Bill: 'Why does bad data happen to good computers?'"

'I need a smarter computer.'