Techie Gifts

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

Computer thinks: 'I'm sure it's got a mind of it's own!'

Unsocial Networking.

"When I said you'd get an office with windows, I meant the computer's operating system."

Do you really think you'll ever be smarter than me.

1080P New Year's Resolution

Ascent of Machine.

"I'll let it go this time, but from now on, you'd better make sure you're charged before you come to work."

'I'm sorry, we have a hiring freeze on. The lab rats are living longer and longer.'

12 Angry Laptops

'Everyone's in a rush these days!'

There's no evidence that prolonged cellular phone usage causes brain tumours

"Now, remember...don't tell Daddy you designed the software he uses at work... I want him to get to know you first!"

Thanks to 3-D glasses and a photograph of Brad Pitt, Jan always had a date for Friday night.

'Why not Google it?'

'Employment agency: We have lots of jobs for robots, apps, drones.'

If Isaac Newton lived in the social media age.

'I need an app where I can insert myself into a happy family and email it to my mother weekly.'

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

'Try doing that with a search engine.'

'Honey, I'm home.'

Information booth consisting of internet search engines

"In this scene, imagine you're sentient and know what feelings are."

Mp3 Chain Gang.

"What's wtih the ladder? Is it a stairway to heaven?"

'I keep hearing voices in my head.'

How's My Walking While Texting?

"Don't you understand, he's a Creature of the Web?! If he doesn't log on soon, it'll be too late!"

'I've news for you mate, you've been replaced by a pocket computer.'

"Invest in technology."

"They're totally cheating."

"If only you could do this in real life..."

"Right! Who ordered the stuff crust, triple cheese with extra pepperoni?"

'I need a smarter computer.'

A dancing dog listening to an mp3 player using earphones.