Techie Gifts

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

Computer thinks: 'I'm sure it's got a mind of it's own!'

Unsocial Networking.

"When I said you'd get an office with windows, I meant the computer's operating system."

1080P New Year's Resolution

Do you really think you'll ever be smarter than me.

Ascent of Machine.

12 Angry Laptops

"I'll let it go this time, but from now on, you'd better make sure you're charged before you come to work."

'I'm sorry, we have a hiring freeze on. The lab rats are living longer and longer.'

'Everyone's in a rush these days!'

There's no evidence that prolonged cellular phone usage causes brain tumours

"In this scene, imagine you're sentient and know what feelings are."

Information booth consisting of internet search engines

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

"Now, remember...don't tell Daddy you designed the software he uses at work... I want him to get to know you first!"

'Honey, I'm home.'

'I need an app where I can insert myself into a happy family and email it to my mother weekly.'

'Try doing that with a search engine.'

'Employment agency: We have lots of jobs for robots, apps, drones.'

Thanks to 3-D glasses and a photograph of Brad Pitt, Jan always had a date for Friday night.

"These days social media lets you make friends around the world, Grampa!"

A dancing dog listening to an mp3 player using earphones.

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"If only you could do this in real life..."

"They're totally cheating."

"There are three types of people, son. Winners, losers, and tech support."

"Invest in technology."

"Excuse me. I'm new at this. Where do I click to add to my shopping cart?"

The smartphone app learning curve

"Right! Who ordered the stuff crust, triple cheese with extra pepperoni?"

"Thank goodness I was getting my share prices confused with my resting heart rate."

"This sounds like a good movie...a superhero that can really stop robocalls."

'I keep hearing voices in my head.'

Artificial Isle