Teen Techie Gifts

'Is that the computer language you've been studying in school, dear?'

'Dude! Check it out! I just bought your mortgage on Ebay!' When the economy totally crashes.

Ascent of Machine.

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Text Culture

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"Invest in technology."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Gadget geek.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

'This is suppose to be progress.'

"He's my school project for science class."

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

All the apps hidden within a phone

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

Child hooking into a television

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

I've always been slower than computers...

"I'm asking you to write your name on the board. Surely you don't need your smart phone to help you spell your name!"

Social Networking.

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'Everyone's in a rush these days!'

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!"

Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.

"I'm just gonna do one more set."