Teen Tech Fan Gifts

'iMac, iPod, iPhone, uWant, uBuy.'

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

Oh, the armor is state of the art

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

"I'm sure you may need your phone, portable charger, laptop, iPad, Xbox, and music player. But we're only going to the mailbox."

"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"

'Yes, I can come out and play. My webcam, iPod and videophone are grounded.'

"I looks like a Martian dropped their phone. And by the size of it, I hope they're friendly."

"Why are smart systems so stupid?"

"Someone just pinched my mobile phone"

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

'My Christmas list-Chapter 1'

"I asked my investment advisor for something that was low cost, easy to manage, and also functions on its own. He suggested an index fund or a robo vac."

'Due to budget cuts, all agents will now be equipped with x-ray glasses.'

'Here, Santa. My wish list wouldn't fit on paper, so take this flash drive.'

"First gig in a while?"

'Notice how he likes his personal computer almost as well as his security blanket.'

"Yeah, your drone is cool. But can you fly it upside down and cut the grass?"

"I now offer DVR service for clients for want to see their future later."

What's with our son? For once he's not online. I dealt with him. He's steaming mad. What did you do? I handled his addiction to texting, IM-ing, games and Facebook with calm maturity. Dad! Where did you hide my laptop?!! Modern maturity.

'Is that the computer language you've been studying in school, dear?'

"I was hoping it was one of those smart rakes that rakes the yard for mee..."

Milkshake Shortage

'Uh-oh. They're bringing in the closer to secure the win.'

Escalator joust.

"It's my selfie stick. But I look a lot more attractive from a distance."

'How many more days until we let them know it's just a joke?'

Antiques.