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STRIP Hambone: Paper work

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"

'Here, Santa. My wish list wouldn't fit on paper, so take this flash drive.'

'Due to budget cuts, all agents will now be equipped with x-ray glasses.'

"I looks like a Martian dropped their phone. And by the size of it, I hope they're friendly."

"Someone just pinched my mobile phone"

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

"I asked my investment advisor for something that was low cost, easy to manage, and also functions on its own. He suggested an index fund or a robo vac."

'My Christmas list-Chapter 1'

'Notice how he likes his personal computer almost as well as his security blanket.'

"Yeah, your drone is cool. But can you fly it upside down and cut the grass?"

Milkshake Shortage

'Is that the computer language you've been studying in school, dear?'

"I was hoping it was one of those smart rakes that rakes the yard for mee..."

"I now offer DVR service for clients for want to see their future later."

'Uh-oh. They're bringing in the closer to secure the win.'

Escalator joust.

'How many more days until we let them know it's just a joke?'

"It's my selfie stick. But I look a lot more attractive from a distance."

Antiques.

"But I'm hot on the trail of my Google doppelgänger."