Future Tech Fan Gifts

Milkshake Shortage

Pocket protector of the future.

...and this one has a self repair mechanism!

'Must be a computer glitch. It was supposed to go down in the third.'

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

The First Fire Stick

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

Oh, the armor is state of the art

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"

"I need to take the batteries out of that one."

'I flunked English, but I got an A for blogging.'

"This is it? No video?"

"I asked my investment advisor for something that was low cost, easy to manage, and also functions on its own. He suggested an index fund or a robo vac."

'Due to budget cuts, all agents will now be equipped with x-ray glasses.'

"Why are smart systems so stupid?"

"I looks like a Martian dropped their phone. And by the size of it, I hope they're friendly."

"Someone just pinched my mobile phone"

"First gig in a while?"

"I now offer DVR service for clients for want to see their future later."

"Yeah, your drone is cool. But can you fly it upside down and cut the grass?"

'Uh-oh. They're bringing in the closer to secure the win.'

"I was hoping it was one of those smart rakes that rakes the yard for mee..."

Escalator joust.

'How many more days until we let them know it's just a joke?'

"It's my selfie stick. But I look a lot more attractive from a distance."

'What are your prices for supercomputers like', 'Up, up, and away'

Don't you hate when you build a time machine, return from the future, and forget what you were going to warn everyone about?

How soon can we expect computers to mow the lawn.

"The game's over. Will you switch it back to our home security cam?"