Tech Fanatic Gifts

"Someone went through my car!"

'We can't just ignore it. At the very least, let me touch it up in Photoshop.'

'How many more days until we let them know it's just a joke?'

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

Phone Umbrella

Nethead strip: Hypnotised by the net

"Someone just pinched my mobile phone"

"Selfies, selfies for my profile wall, but which is the fairest of them all?"

"I looks like a Martian dropped their phone. And by the size of it, I hope they're friendly."

"I was going too ask Santa for the latest tech gadgets, but after seeing him using a flip phone, I'm guessing he knows nothing about technology."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

In the Guru District

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Claus 2.0

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

Evolution.

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

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